Celebrate Good Times!

[Squirt's Mom]

We all find ourselves at one time or the other wondering if we will ever smile again, much less laugh. Our spirits are so low we can’t see the sunshine for the shadows. Our family here at K9C is the best in the world for offering a caring shoulder to lean on and ear to hear. But something has been missing.

We need a place to celebrate. A place to share the positive and funny stories in our lives, the human interest story we heard that gave us hope, or the joke that made us laugh ‘til tears flowed. A place where we can come read something that is uplifting and healing.

That place is here – this thread is ours to use to help each other in ways and at times we may never know about simply because someone in pain read a joke that caused them to really, truly laugh for the first time in a long time or read a story that restored their faith in mankind. It is the hope that this thread will hold immense potential for healing.

[Budsters Mom]

We definitely need this thread Leslie. Thank you! :)Reading and living through so much constant pain and sorrow is wearing on the soul. I would love to click on here and read stories of triumph and good times, at least occasionally.

[Roxee's Dad]

Great idea Leslie :) Well here is a little story I ran across today while doing a Drug prevention program at the local Boys and Girls Club.

We will title it: Another Dog rescues a Human today. :)

This older retired Navy Guy was there and works with Greyhound rescue. He had 2 retired Greyhound racers with him, and by the way, anybody that knows me, knows I cannot resist going over and meeting dogs :)

So he and his wife proceed to introduce me to Lucy and Brandy, 2 just beautiful greyhounds. Then he explains that back in the day, he would bet on Lucy at the track and was quite lucky to win a lot of money. Well when the time came to retire Lucy, he inquired about buying her as he fell in love with this dog, he was pointed to the AZ Greyhound rescue and next thing you know, he not only adopted Lucy but Brandy too.

He was quite impressed with the organization leaning more about the fate of many racing Greyhounds and now volunteers at the rescue. He takes his little girls to many events to show the public how loving and good natured they are. :) and... he no longer gambles on the dogs and helps to spread the word about the cruel conditions these dogs are kept in.

We talked about rescue and the whole time both Lucy and Brandy wouldn't leave my side enjoying all the attention I could give them LOL, and as we parted, his wife gave me a big hug :-) All in all a wonderful day that put a smile on my face and in my heart.

Another human rescued by a loving Greyhound.

[mcdavis]

What a lovely idea Leslie. There are definitely days when we could do with reading about good times, and what a lovely story to start the ball rolling John.

[molly muffin]

John, that is a fabulous, uplifting story!

Leslie, great idea!!
hugs,
Sharlene and Molly muffin

[Squirt's Mom]

The BEST wedding entrance ever!

http://weallsupport.com/best-wedding-entrance-dance-ever/

[molly muffin]

Love it!!! My nephew did something similar for once the ceremony was done. Best fun ever!
sharlene and molly muffin

[molly muffin]

I was reading a friends blog this morning, who is France, and she had posted these pictures of a vet sign.

Totally cracked me up! Now that is a vet with humor!

http://whattimeisoclock.blogspot.ca/2013/09/a-vet-with-sense-of-fun.html

[Squirt's Mom]

I saw a vet sign on FB that said -

"I don't have a snooze button. My alarm has paws!" :D

[Squirt's Mom]

It was a few years ago. I was trying to lose some weight so I was staying away from carbs. That’s when I met my husband, Don. On our first date, he booked the next two. He liked me. I liked him. Things were looking real good.

He picked me up in a vintage Cobra, Mustang and his pathetic attempt to win me over with a car totally worked. I’m not shallow, but since I spent most of my twenties picking men up because I didn’t want my hair to frizz in their non-air conditioned jalopies on 3 wheels and a 15 year old spare, I welcomed his fancy sports car with open arms.

We arrived at the restaurant and Don was ordering food I hadn’t allowed myself to eat in years. I didn’t want to be “that girl” so I ate, drank, and oh, was I merry. Later we shopped a bit. Don surprised me by buying an expensive pair of shoes that he caught me eyeing. Was this love?

That’s when it happened. Gas strikes in two different ways - uncontrollable toots or sharp, shooting pains that feel a lot like dying. I thought I was dying. Not to make a scene, I told Don I suddenly wasn’t feeling well and probably needed to head home.

On the way home in his Cobra, he tried to hold my hand and ask me lots of questions, but I wasn’t having any of it. The pain was so bad it felt like I was being stabbed with a bunch of tiny forks. Then I realized ...

My God, help me. I have a horrendous fart on deck. I’m in trouble. Big trouble.

The more I held it in, the more pain would shoot through my stomach and down my legs. I was even having to raise myself off the seat, gripping on to my door and the dashboard.

“Seriously, you need to hurry - I’m in a lot of pain.” I managed to say through gritted teeth.

“Wow, it’s that bad? What’s wrong? Do I need to take you to a hospital?”

How do you tell a man you just started dating that the reason you’re writhing in pain is because you have to fart?

Well, you can either tell him, or like me, let the fart speak for itself.

People, hear me. There was nothing I could do. As impressive as I am with sphincter control, this was out of my hands. Slowly, it eeked out. The more I tried to stop it, the more it forced its way through the door. However, to my pleasant surprise, there was no sound. I sat silently, sweat accumulating above my upper lip. Ok, maybe I got away with it. I’m home free.

Then it hit me. Not an idea, a cloud. A horrific, fart cloud. Not in a, “am I smelling something?” sort of way. More like a “is someone dead and rotting in your trunk and am I in hell?” sort of way.

Suddenly, I panicked. “Roll down the windows!” I screamed (yes, I literally screamed it like I was in a horror movie).

“What? Why?” Don asked, starting to freak out because I was freaking out.

“I can’t roll down the windows, unlock it! UNLOCK IT!”

“What’s going on?” Don yells back to me, “Why are you ...” then it hit him. I could see it in his eyes. Was it surprise? Horror? Water started to accumulate at the base of his eyelids, “Oh my God, I CAN TASTE IT!” he screamed.

“Roll down the windows!” As I screamed, the toots started to flood out uncontrollably. I scratched and clawed at the window like I was being kidnapped. Don, unable to see either by fart cloud or panic, kept turning on the windshield wipers instead of unlocking the window.

It was chaos. We were acting like we were under siege by gun fire. We were under siege alright, just not by gun fire.

Finally he was able to hit the right control and he rolled down our windows. We both gulped in fresh air. I was horrified, yet happy to be alive, then remembered I just farted on the man of my dreams, then sorta wished I was dead.

We sat silently for the rest of the way home. Although the shooting pains had subsided, I now desperately needed to use the bathroom, in an urgent, explosive kind of way.

He pulled up to my apartment and before he could come to a stop I had already jumped out, “Ok, thanks for dinner, sorry about the fart, love the shoes!” and ran in to my apartment like I was running from the cops.

I burst through my door and ran straight for the bathroom, where I was finally able to unleash and make noises that no one should ever, EVER, hear coming from another person.

Then I heard it. Don’s voice. Right. Outside. My. Bathroom. Door.

“Leslie? You left your shoes in my car and your front door was open. Where do you want me to put them?”

“Get away from the door!” I scream like Regan from The Exorcist.

“Ok, I’m sorry. Are you okay?”

*toot* *toot* *splatter* *ungodly noise*

“I’m fine, Don - just leave the shoes there. I’ll call you later okay?”

“Okay, are you sure you’re ...”

“I’m fine! Get away from the door!”

This man! I mean, I love him, but take a freakin’ hint!

Finally, I heard the front door shut, and the Cobra engine zoom away. I thought that was the last I’d hear from him. I didn’t think it was possible to ever see a man again after he screams he can taste your fart after only knowing you for 48 hours.

But, to my surprise, I did. He no longer orders my meals for me, though.

[molly muffin]

Oh MY GOD Leslie. I laughed so, so hard and loud, had tears running out of my eyes, so I couldn't read the whole thing at the same time and my husband who is in the basement working on the electrical just yelled up the stairs "Are You Okay" which had me laughing so much more that I couldn't even answer him.

Thank you! Who cannot relate to that story. Well, maybe not the exact details, but certainly the gist of it, just go ahead, raise your hand and so not me, I dare you!

ROFLMAO!!!! I may never be the same. Thank you Leslie. (hubby is glad I was just laughing and not having some sort of seizure)

[Harley PoMMom]

OMGosh Leslie!!!! Sorry but that story was hilarious :D:eek::D I, too, had the tears streaming down my face and was laughing so loud that my boss asked me if I was ok!! :eek::eek:

[Squirt's Mom]

World's Gentlest Dog Befriends Little Boy With Down Syndrome, Melts Our Hearts

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/30/argentinean-boy-with-dog_n_4005675.html

[Robert]

That is a great story leslie!!! Haven't even smiled much this week that made me laugh out loud!!!! Thank you

[infoviewer]

That story made me laugh out loud Leslie and I don't think I have even smiled since CoCo died two weeks ago today. You tell good stories. I can just see you running for the toilet. Thanks, JoAnne

[Squirt's Mom]

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of ASPCA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...

[Bo's Mom]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnr3wek1gt4

I just had to post this somewhere...such a sweet gestured dog. :D

[Squirt's Mom]

For those who do not live in the USA, we just want you to know we don't understand our language any better than you! :p

You think English is easy??

I think a retired English teacher was bored...THIS IS GREAT!

Read all the way to the end.................
This took a lot of work to put together!

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture..

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert..

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear..

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick'?

[Budsters Mom]

Happy Halloween Angels!!! Welcome to my world of craziness!! :D:D:D:D

Okay, a kid joke for Halloween. I hear lots of them, but this one is SPECIAL!!!

Disclaimer......If you are always prim and proper and not a little unhinged, like me, please skip this joke...Here goes. Don't say I didn't warn you!:D:D:D

Why couldn't the adult skeleton make little bone children????? Give up?

He had a Hallow weenie! :eek::eek::eek:

And now you know why I am unhinged! This is what I get to hear on an hourly basis!;) xxxxx

[Bo's Mom]

Leslie,
Can I share your last post about the English language? So true and so crazy....but really enjoyed it.

[Squirt's Mom]

Sure, Belinda! Not my words and they've been around a while so share away! It is so true, huh? :D

[Squirt's Mom]

When you marry a girl from Arkansas


Three friends married women from different parts of the country.

The first man married a woman from Nebraska . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Iowa . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Arkansas. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

[Squirt's Mom]

A doggy tale to warm the cockles!

http://www.dogheirs.com/billfoundation/posts/4455-kenny-a-paralyzed-doberman-learns-to-walk-again

[Squirt's Mom]

"He is my other eyes that can see above the clouds; my other ears that hear above the winds. He is the part of me that can reach out into the sea. He has told me a thousand times over that I am his reason for being; by the way he rests against my leg; by the way he thumps his tail at my smallest smile; by the way he shows his hurt when I leave without taking him. (I think it makes him sick with worry when he is not along to care for me.) When I am wrong, he is delighted to forgive. When I am angry, he clowns to make me smile. When I am happy, he is joy unbounded. When I am a fool, he ignores it. When I succeed, he brags. Without him, I am only another man. With him, I am all-powerful. He is loyalty itself. He has taught me the meaning of devotion. With him, I know a secret comfort and a private peace. He has brought me understanding where before I was ignorant. His head on my knee can heal my human hurts. His presence by my side is protection against my fears of dark and unknown things. He has promised to wait for me... whenever... wherever - in case I need him. And I expect I will - as I always have. He is just my dog."

— Gene Hill

[Squirt's Mom]

This is what happens when your child is exposed to too many commercials on TV. A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon.

During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection,
a little boy raised his hand........

The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.

[Budsters Mom]

Now that 's funny! :D:D:D LOL

[molly muffin]

BWWAAHHHH! That was hilarious!

Sharlene and Molly Muffin

[Roxee's Dad]

Wonderful story about 35 passengers supporting a blind man and his dog.

A
fter a blind man and his guide dog were kicked off a plane, several fellow passengers disembarked en masse to show their support for him

http://www.wsmv.com/story/23972260/blind-man-and-guide-dog-kicked-off-plane-passengers-follow-in-support

[Trish]

http://truthseekerdaily.com/2013/11/this-will-crack-you-no-matter-who-you-are/

This appeared on my facebook today, it sure cracked me up! :D

[molly muffin]

That is both cute and funny!

Sharlene and Molly Muffin

[Squirt's Mom]

An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!"

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!"

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?" she yelled as she hung up the phone.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare."

[molly muffin]

ROFL!!! Love that one Leslie. Just the giggle we needed after today's rough go on the forum.

[Budsters Mom]

Leslie,
I read your joke about the elderly couple divorcing after 45 years to my mom. She looked really concerned until the punch line, when she cracked up. I haven't seen her giggle like that in ages. Thanks for the laugh. Xxxxx

[Squirt's Mom]

With the holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my family & friends about drinking and driving. As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends.

Well, three days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails, followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before ... I took a cab home!

Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real relief and surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don't even know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it!!!

Have a happy and safe holiday!

[molly muffin]

LOLOLOLOL Leslie

[Trish]

Awww this is sweet, about time we had an update here so hope you like it :D
http://blog.petflow.com/if-this-doesnt-make-you-hug-your-dog-or-cat-i-dont-know-what-will/

[Budsters Mom]

Love it Trish! Thanks! Xxxx

[molly muffin]

Good Times! Love it Trish!

Sharlene and molly muffin

[Trish]

http://www.pawbonito.com/cat-tries-to-apologize/

I know this is not a dog video and I am quite possibly a bit twisted cracking up at this... but it is funny :)

[Woodydog]

Whaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa that was funny

[apollo6]

Thank you for reminding us to Celebrate the good times.
Without realizing it , somehow Apollo wanted me to share his love with another. I was driven to pet adoption sites. Four months after his passing I came upon this picture of a mini dachshund. MOM pushed me to see him in the foster home. He was very timid almost bite me. I was told to come back again. MOm and I went again,was told to take him home for a trial run. They had found him roaming the streets alone,some sort of scare on his back. We put him in the back doggie car seat. He was trembling. I stopped the car and asked mom to hold him. He let out a sigh ,he knew he was home. He,Arial has anxiety, and fears. we are working on it. The pay back,he saved me,makes me laugh. he is my Velcro dog. Thank you for reminding us to laugh again.
hugs Sonja and Angel Apollo

[Harley PoMMom]

OMGoodness, Trish, that was too funny!!!

[Budsters Mom]

Has Elle been giving devil cat lesson? Lol xxx

[Dawn Anderson]

Omg, he could taste the fart, that made me laugh so hard thought I was going to wet myself.:D:D:D
This is a great idea, thanks for creating the thread. I'll visit it often.:D

[molly muffin]

Hiiiiilllarrriouuusss!!!

[Squirt's Mom]

As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's Winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

[molly muffin]

hahahahaa That is funny!

Sharlene and molly muffin

[Trish]

Here is my favourite bit of facebook silliness for the week, sorry but it is a cat again LOL.. make sure you have the sound up!

http://blog.petflow.com/hahahah-i-want-what-this-cat-is-having-you-gotta-hear-this-hilarious/

[Budsters Mom]

I want whatever that cat was having! LOL :D xxxx

[spdd]

Just a little lightheartedness for today

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=672687459439080&set=vb.100000934979160&type=2&theater

[addy]

http://news.yahoo.com/touchdown-hank-brewers-pup-lands-milwaukee-030624630--spt.html


awww- our baseball team adopted a stray that wandered into their training camp in Phoenix. Talk about a change in fortune for a down and out little boy:D:D:D:D

Though I did feel badly for the pup as everyone at the Milwaukee airport wanted to hug him and hold him and the poor boy kept doing calming signals. But all in all he handled his adoring fan club quite well.

[molly muffin]

That is so very cool Addy!!!

Sharlene

[Trish]

It is very cool, cute dog too... destined for a life of fame and spoiling! Lucky boy!

[lulusmom]

What a great story! Thanks for sharing it, Addy.

[Squirt's Mom]

That is a precious pup and great story. It was wonderful to see how many people were taken with him and how much he seemed to enjoy the attention.

[molly muffin]

Absolutely Not dog related in any way that I can see, but I was rolling laughing on a day when I really needed a good belly laugh! Spew alert!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv7Ts4v5_Bs

[Squirt's Mom]

I nearly wet my pants watching this one! :p:p:p The narrator is hilarious!

http://blog.petflow.com/have-you-even-heard-of-this-animal-i-swear-i-laughed-the-entire-way-through-this/

[molly muffin]

Aye Aye! and we thought it was just something in the affirmative! hahaha

sharlene

[Trish]

Yes, learn how to use a spoon... loved it!

[Trish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DePFiF-nNoE

I loved this one, dunno how happy that cat is to be surfing and swimming!! But it is Australian and we all know they are mad!!!! Lucky Naomi is not here much these days :D:D:D

[labblab]

In addition to Trish's excellent new entry today, here's another really good one to start the week: "Cooper Loves Ice Cream" :D :D

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tHvExOg4NI0

[Trish]

LMAO I thought she was being a bit mean to Cooper not giving him a lick, but I can see why he had to wait... SNAP.. gone! lol... that wee dog Daisy is sitting on the cup holders :D

[labblab]

Trish, that was exactly my reaction, too. Hubby showed me the video the first time, and I kept saying "Poor Cooper, poor Cooper." Until....:eek: :D :p :)

[Trish]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152026342111905&set=vb.673956904&type=2&theater

For Marianne, this lab cracked me up! x

[labblab]

OMG!!!!!!!!!! Trish, I am LOVIN' this -- thank you so much!!!! :) :p:p:p

[Harley PoMMom]

OMG!! That was so funny, thanks Trish!!

[Budsters Mom]

Thanks for the laugh Trish! I think I would've walked that muddy dog down to the car wash!:D xxxxx

[molly muffin]

Labs are born joksters I think! This might be all the proof needed!! hahaha

[Squirt's Mom]

Sophie would eat them! :D

http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2014/08/13/sad-pug-is-the-perfect-model-for-these-silly-hats-16-pics/

[Harley PoMMom]

OMGoodness, Leslie, those hats on that sweet pug were adorable!!

[Squirt's Mom]

A giggle for you this morning - a coon roll!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRGWIqLc5dg

[molly muffin]

That is very cute!

Sharlene and molly muffin

[Harley PoMMom]

OMGoodness, how adorable is that!!!! :):):)

[Squirt's Mom]

As some of you may know, Pugs have very expressive faces. This afternoon I was piddling around the house when I heard Sophie chuffing. From where I was standing I could see her looking at the TV. Her back was to me and she was sitting down. A movie with Denzel Washington was playing; his character was walking across the street naming off foods...ham, bacon, potatoes and so on. Every time he would say a food name, Soph would chuff.

Ham..chuff....bacon...chuff....spam...chuff...chee se...chuff...

When he reached his destination and stopped saying food names, Sophie looked back over her shoulder at me with the saddest expression on her face, the only thing missing was tears. I could just hear her saying, "He was just teasing me, wasn't he?"

:p:p:D:p:p Sophie is the comic relief around here! :D:D:p

[Budsters Mom]

That's hilarious! :D it's obvious that Sophie would like other menu choices! Lol

[molly muffin]

ROFL! That is priceless!! Poor Sophie, what a let down. She must have thought to herself, omg, this wonderful man voice is coming to give me those things, right now, right this instance, any time now, no? where did he go, he said ham and bacon and MOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

:) :) :) :)
having a Really Good chuckle right now
Sharlene and molly muffing

[doxiesrock912]

http://blog.theanimalrescuesite.com/dear-kitten-peanut/?utm_source=social&utm_medium=dearkittenpnuttest&utm_term=20141009&utm_campaign=4

[Squirt's Mom]

Say "CHEESE!" :D

http://faithtap.com/1495/dog-smiles-when-picture-taken/?t=1

[Budsters Mom]

Love it!!!! :D It reminds me of Buddy's smile! :p Thanks,

[SasAndYunah]

This had me laugh soooo badly :D :D :D Contestant number three is the winner...no doubt, he ingested the most, by far :p :p :p Could have been a Lab but it's a Golden instead ;)

https://www.facebook.com/JollytailsInc/posts/727024100686289

[apollo6]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJLW4b399yw
Jun 27, 2014 - Uploaded by tmpp01
Two Dogs Dining Out. tmpp01 ... Golden retriever dog eating and reading with hands, funny ...
Will make you laugh
Sonja

[Squirt's Mom]

Saskia, that was hilarious!

[Squirt's Mom]

Sure to make you smile real big!

http://www.today.com/parents/watch-jumping-dog-absolutely-delight-bouncing-baby-1D80278410?adbid=10152880536721350&adbpl=fb&adbpr=12566691349&cid=sm_fb_adobe_20141110_35335167

[Budsters Mom]

Love it!!!!:D

[jas77450]

hilarious.

[SasAndYunah]

Here's one dog definately celebrating good times...and sharing it with his friends :D

http://youtu.be/rXpjX4l0hRg

Saskia :)

[Squirt's Mom]

How cute and what a sweet boy that Red is sharing with his buds! :D

I gotta say, I was very impressed with that shelter. The ROOMS, not cages, were nice and clean with raised built in beds housed inside a building. Impressive!

[molly muffin]

What a hoot!! Go Red! That is one smart dog.

hugs

[Budsters Mom]

No one seems to have a sense of humor anymore. I was at the lab for a blood draw yesterday. When I checked in, I asked for the first available vampire who was down a pint or two. The dude didn't even look up or crack a smile. When I was summoned for my turn, I asked my appointed vampire where her fangs were. All I got was a disgusted eye roll. Aren't these exhausted, overworked and underpaid health care workers supposed to entertain me? It was no fun at all! LOL :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Harley PoMMom]

Well phooey on them, I thought what you said was funny. :D

[ScottieBoo]

No one seems to have a sense of humor anymore. I was at the lab for a blood draw yesterday. When I checked in, I asked for the first available vampire who was down a pint or two. The dude didn't even look up or crack a smile. When I was summoned for my turn, I asked my appointed vampire where her fangs were. All I got was a disgusted eye roll. Aren't these exhausted, overworked and underpaid health care workers supposed to entertain me? It was no fun at all! LOL :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Well I think what you said was very funny. I would have joined in with some comeback if I was there.! I also like to have fun always remembering to smile and crack jokes (even through the most difficult times). I noticed the workers at my Vets place are also so very intense and uptight.! Doesn't everyone remember the saying "Laughter is the best medicine"!??
So I completed an online survey about the Service of my Vets place. I being the very honest and upfront person that I am. Recommended the staff lighten up and get a sense of humor. Before they pass on their depression and miserable energy onto the poor animals! LOL How is anyone should feel depressed or miserable it should be me that just had to give them $2,000 in just one VISIT LOL come on NOW!!!

[Squirt's Mom]

http://www.theworthiest.com/these-adults-act-out-bible-stories-as-told-by-kids-and-the-result-is-hilarious-i-stop-laughing/#.VMO_YyHGc5U.facebook

This is a program in which kids tell stories from the Bible from memory and adults then act them out. HILARIOUS!

[Squirt's Mom]

For all of us who love the little Chis!

http://www.urdogs.com/super-cute-song-wont-able-get-head/

[SasAndYunah]

I thought this was hilarious...you can hear the lady all going like "no, no, no....", hehehehe...the cat thought differantly :p

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10202902887887806&pnref=story

[SasAndYunah]

And this one is just too cute :D Now I have to buy Quincy not only her own goat but a snoookertable as well ;)

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=338606532984902&pnref=story

[apollo6]

Thank you for the great videos, will try to post a funny also.
Thank you
Sonja and Angel Apollo,Arial

[Squirt's Mom]

Who pooped in the kitchen?

http://guilty-party.dailymegabyte.com/mom-asks-who-attention-the-right/

[SasAndYunah]

Oh gosh, that's pretty funny... that poor little one :D

[Harley PoMMom]

HAHAHA!!!!! The little stinker!!

[Squirt's Mom]

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her:

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

[Squirt's Mom]

Two German gentlemen give Helium infused beer a try. You will want to pee first. :p:D:p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fww0OPfyOfg&feature=youtu.be

[Allison]

After seeing many posts about Pets Then and Now, I decided to compile my own for our own local animal group. Partly I just thought the idea a fun one. I also wrote it, because my husband and I think a lot these days about how long we'll have our senior toy poodle. I hope the stories will make you smile and maybe even inspire you to create a similar album for your own pets. :-)

https://lincolnanimalambassadors.wordpress.com/2015/07/30/our-pets-then-and-now-part-1/

https://lincolnanimalambassadors.wordpress.com/2015/07/31/our-pets-then-and-now-part-2/

[Squirt's Mom]

Pinto, the horse that plays 'possum! :p:D:p

http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/09/horse-keeps-playing-dead-and-its-driving-his-owners-mad-5932948/

[Harley PoMMom]

OMG that so cute!! And he moo's just like a cow!!!!

[Squirt's Mom]

Pebbles is PISSED about being told to get back in her cage!

(WARNING!!! Foul language :p .... no, really, this bird talks like a sailor! :D )

http://www.sun-gazing.com/tells-bird-time-go-cage-birds-response-hilarious/

[Budsters Mom]

ROFL!!!!!! I love Pebbles's attitude. She was certainly worked up! Her use of profanity is spot on! I loved it!!! Watched it 3 times in a row!!! :D:D:D:D:D

[Squirt's Mom]

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd really like to ride in that helicopter.'

Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'

To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'

Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'

[Joan2517]

OMG, Leslie! I laughed so hard I was crying and screaming through that whole story!!! My eyes are stinging from laughing so hard.

Again, my poor Sibbie, who doesn't hear me laugh much, stared at me and then came over to get a closer look at this strange phenomenon. She didn't know me before Lena died...I would laugh all the time.

Thank you for the laughter...you really are an excellent writer!I was right there with you and could almost smell the fart and feel the pain!

I will reread this whenever I need a good laugh :)

[Bo's Mom]

I'm here to celebrate the newest member to our household that has four feet. His name is Toby and he is a toy poodle born 5/6/16. I honestly thought that after losing my precious Angel Bo three years ago, I could not bear that pain. But as time passed our hearts just knew we needed to have another precious one to join us in our home. He has been a whirlwind for our other baby Latte, but I know Latte is just as in love with him as we are. Although, sometimes I do catch Latte's eyes just saying...."Why?". LOL
I do still read every post since we joined this group and I celebrate with all who celebrate and I sorrow with all who are in sorrow. I have walked both paths and as you all know we are all a family and we hold a special place in each of our hearts for all the precious babies on this group.
Always and Forever,
Belinda Creel
Mom to Angel Bo (cushings), Latte (10 y/o poodle) and now Toby (4 month old poodle)

[Squirt's Mom]

Oh, Belinda, what wonderful news! I know Bo is looking down with such pride in his heart knowing the love you gave to him has just grown even larger! Please keep us updated on this newest baby, Toby.

Hugs,
Leslie

[Joan2517]

I read this this morning and laughed so hard I cried...Sibbie came running to see this phenomenon. She wasn't here before Lena died and hasn't heard me laugh much...I used to laugh all the time.

Thanks, Leslie for the most hilarious story I've read in a long time! You made it all so real that I could almost smell the fart! I will reread this every time I need a good laugh!

[Squirt's Mom]

I needed a good laugh today and Judi, Keesh's mom, sent me this right on time -

http://www.zanylol.com/accident.html

[Squirt's Mom]

Another good one from Judi (caution, fowl language)

How to fix a round bird cage - https://www.liveleak.com/view?%20i=bb5_1456167794#%20OZjoiL3RR8PZZXcl.99

[Harley PoMMom]

OMG, That was so funny!

[Jonathan]

lol !
That was the most "swearing-est" bird, Ive ever seen!

Thanks for the smile!