Texting for Seniors

[Squirt's Mom]

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you!

Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your texts.


ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CGIU: Can't get IT up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
PIMP: Pooped in my pants
ROFLCGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

[bernie47]

Leslie ..i so love [ tfs]..
we need a laugh ...Cheers !
Catherine..:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[lulusmom]

These would be a lot funnier if they didn't apply so well to my circumstances. I am happy to report that I've had no need to use PIMP yet.

[addy]

Oh gosh, this is so funny, I want to send it to hubby!!!!!

Addy

[Dollydog]

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p
Haven't needed a lot of these YET :eek:....

[bernie47]

:D:D:D:D
Just got to share this ..if youtube. twitter and facebook
all amalgamate..would they become ..

Youtwittface ?

[SasAndYunah]

Good thing I don't text, I would not be able to remember all the STC's I need :D :D :D

Sas and Yunah ;)

[wallyblue]

Haha, thanks for this list. I am not yet a senior but I often struggle to figure out what my kids are trying to tell me in text. Sometimes I think it would be quicker to just call them rather than take 20 minutes to figure out what they are saying in these texts.