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lulusmom
08-25-2010, 10:25 AM
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo"as if it were yesterday .

They include:

Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack --- The First time ever I forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times To the Bathroom

Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations ---Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba---Denture Queen

Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, And I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

ChristyA
08-26-2010, 12:39 AM
Those are classics!

littleone1
08-26-2010, 07:10 AM
LOL!! Too funny, but too true in some areas.